January 2012
Right now, I’m going to go watch a movie while I figure out things I can do that isn’t reading my year 9 journal to make my life more interesting because honestly, I’m so freaking bored.
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.
– Me, being sad, and quoting Grease to myself literally every time I get dressed after a shower. (via thenewhotness)
Me: hello is anyone there
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
I really like playing Leslie, because it’s like the Sisyphean task of trying to...
– Amy Poehler (via myheartbehaves)
In the year 2054 all wars will be won by the...
thenewhotness:
But the real winner will be the country that’s like “Hey guys… B-) be cool”
Sometimes I get e-mails at work and I feel like the only appropriate response is ‘Party time, excellent’.
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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t...
– Gilda Radner (via whataworldwelivein)
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If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your...
– Maya Angelou (via iamlittlered)
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I don’t know what life will look like without Wikipedia. I don’t want to know.
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Things I discovered trawling the interwebz: Volume...
attackofthecute.com
Ahahahahaha
Look now, thank me later.
Here’s a sneak preview
I should clarify that this is actually how I spend my free time.
Ryan GODsling
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I keep hearing about a higher power that people worship.
This must be who they keep talking about.